Durex Condom Tester – My dream job..

 

I received an email from one of my friends saying;

KOOKIEMONSTER HERES YOUR DREAM JOB! at office mate mo ang lovelove mo! (hon, the love of your life is your co worker!)

Hey kookie kinky girl! You and your lovelife might wanna try this out .. wala lang hassle free eh considering your malanding way with words baka manalo kapa ng 50 million / (considering your naughty way with words you might win 50 million!)/  

(joke! thousand lang haha)

love you,

wishy washy

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hmmmm

Aba! Friends and family feel ko yan.. haha, so i texted my alcris..

kookie: wafu, i got an email, asking if we wanna be a condom tester.

alcris: condom tester? san?

kookie: condom tester daw, durex, they give us a kit then we test the product then we answer questions we have the chance to win 50K!

alcris: hahaha, jerjer lang pala eh sure! malay mo manalo pa tayo..

kookie: excuse me wafu; dats in the name of 50K , hmmm  and jerjer and 50K and more jerjer!!!

wafu: haha sira

kookie: hehehe sarap, yummy ..  lolx

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So right in the office premise right beside my good friend cy.. i opened the link to durex .. http://www.durexcondomtesters.com.ph/

and lo and behold these are the qualifications for our dream job:

MALE/FEMALE   – check check ok

MARRIED WITH EXPERIENCE – opppsss this would be sorry, pero experience oi marami sila nyan haha (blush)

OPEN TO FURTHER TRAINING – i love trainings , where to start?

AT LEAST 21-35 YEARS OLD – ahh pasok sa banggers! i do qualify for this one ill be very very busy

WITH STRONG KNEES – balot lang katapat nyan! kayang kaya ni alcris yan! haha.. id have him on training hehe..

WILLING TO WORK LONG HOURS  – mag O-OT pa ako!!!! OT with lunch breakfast dinner and all the meals in between

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Winners will receive:

Durex Condom Tester Kit

Chance to earn 50K

and of course bragging rights!!

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well, i guess i realized im disqualified (i know alcris will soooo disappointed), im never gonna get used to the fact that i will get rejected due to im not married.. even if im half of it there (yeahhhhh and more than the legal age!)  tsk! sayang naman diba hehe (sayang syet!)

di bale mahal bibili nalang kita ng maraming maraming durex… at balot at durex at balot.. hehe

Goodluck to all the testers next time nalang.. (I SWEAR ILL WIN THIS CONTEST EVEN IF IT TAKES MY WHOLE FATTY BEWANG TO GEWANG haha, mag pra practice ako, para perfect!)

(till next time, i know you love me xoxo… kookiemonster)